Isleworth Grammar School
Like most Old Boys of Isleworth Grammar School, I would say that my
attendance there had quite a formative effect on my character and
abilities.
As an 'all boys' school established in 1939 on Ridgeway Road,
Isleworth and being well known in the London area for its academic
achievements, it was a fairly strict but encouraging environment for
academic and sporting development. The English language was, of
course, of prime importance for a grammar school, as was respect for
history and tradition
This is a fairly recent photo of the school
building and main entrance, which has changed very little since I
was there from 1971 to 1978
The photo on the right appears to be from around the 1970s, from the
cars in the car park, including the school bus bottom left, which I
once drove back from a basketball match
The grammar school traditions were very evident at IGS,
a vision of which I can only describe to a modern audience as "like
Hogwarts", exemplified by the fact that the masters wore black gowns
a great deal of the time, shown in this photo on the left of the
assembly hall (from a few years prior to the 70s, from the short
trousers)
The view of the hall towards the stage is exactly as I remember it
in this photo of the school orchestra
The library was equally unchanged from this photo by the 70s - I
used to start my homework here during private study periods and my
future interest in university
level physics (click here for more on that) was at least
partly fuelled by the very good books in the science section, which
I remember even included works on 10 dimensional super gravity... a
very new subject at that time!
Here's the Geography room, which was also my
form room for the 2nd/3rd year
I remember an article I wrote on particle physics being pinned to
the boards at the back of the room here
I also remember falling asleep to the ticking of the cine
projector, when watching movies in here, with the black blinds
drawn down.... it was almost impossible to stay awake!
Click on the Report Book on the left to view all my yearly reports
from the 1st to 4th year
We took O Level English Language in the 4th year, one year earlier
than all other O Levels... well, it was a grammar school!
All my results are further down the page but first some sports team
photos - below is the all conquering basketball team (we played in
the league a year above and won all our games!) -
I think this is the 4th year - I'm at the back far left
Here's out athletics team photo, I think of the 5th year
I'm far left at the front - I competed in javelin and pole vault
This photo shows the entrance to the gym from
the front of the school and the covered corridor leading to the
hall, where I once left a trail of dripping blood after an
encounter between my head and the wingnut on a springboard. I was
a regular visitor to A&E at West Middlesex Hospital!
On the left is the route of the annual school walk, which was always
a very challenging 25 miles long and included a very long stretch
along the River Thames from Chiswick Bridge to Hampton Court Bridge,
passing Kew Bridge, Twickenham Bridge, Richmond Bridge, Teddington
Lock and Kingston Bridge - this section alone is 12.4 miles, as this
google maps route shows
Here are the sections, from IGS
to Chiswick Bridge 5.2 miles and Hampton
Court back to IGS 9.2 miles, totalling 26.8 miles - allowing
for my mapping inacuracies, it still seems likely we all covered
well over the 25 miles!
Now back to academic studies and my form master's comment from the
3rd year in 1974 - really quite glowing
Below, there's a contrast in my 4th year report from 1975, where I'm
unsettled and the standard of my work dropped off somewhat - I think
I may possibly have been distracted, after all I was 15 years old
and I'd discovered girls!
Actually, I'd started dating Cathy,
the daughter of the Headmaster's secretary, so it was an interesting
situation if I was called to his office...
My drawing on the right has been quite well known
since my school days, I even have it as my mobile phone background
to this day - I drew it for Art homework in about 1975
I didn't take Art lessons very seriously and actually it
was the only Art homework I ever did but the subject matter caught
my imagination - when I presented it to the Art Master, he was
very surprised... that I'd done any homework... and at the
quality, which he marked at 10/10
It represented the dangers facing our planet, which were very much
to do with the Cold War and the threat of "mutually assured
destruction" from nuclear war when I drew it but could be other
factors today...
All's well that ends well though, or should I say Finis Coronat Opus
(our school moto, meaning "the finish crowns the work"), as my O
level results were good: a total of 9 O Levels, with a clear "bent"
to the sciences, as it was always described then
GCE O Levels
A: Maths,
Physics, Chemistry, Geography
B: English
language, Biology, French
C :
English Literature, Art
You may notice the absence of a
history exam here and there is an explanation - I intensely disliked
the way history was taught (mindless dates and events, regurgitated
without bringing the fascination of the story alive and revealing
the lives of the people of the time) and I would be very rebelious
at the back of the classroom - this resulted in several heated
altercations with the history master, culiminating in his furious
comment "do you even want to take the exam Clark?!", to which I
replied "No" (knowing it would be a fail and would have tuned out to
be my only fail)
My Mother and Father had to come to see the Headmaster but my
parents backed up my view and it was agreed that I would not be
entered for the history exam and I did private study for every
subsequent history period
Now on to the 6th Form and my growing calling to the medical
profession, which stemmed from my love of science and biology and
was probably also accelerated by my
girlfriend being a veterinary nurse on Saturdays, which
provided me with direct insights into medical care and operating
theatres when I visited the practice
I took the 3 sciences at A Level, with a direct view to applying to
medical school - I was told it was not possible to take A Level
Physics without A Level Maths but I worked hard on calculus in an
extra study period (I didn't want to take 4 A Levels!)
Click on the right for all my Upper and Lower
Sixth reports
I used to love to draw during triple "Bugs" Periods, as we called
Biology, so much so that I used to spend nearly the whole time on
the drawing and catch up on the other work later...
My drawing here, of a Dogfish is a good example
It was a very soothing atmosphere in the Biology Lab, with the
window sills covered in potted plants and the rthymic chugging of a
circulating air pump aerating the fish tank
Now my friends and indeed even my future employers, would all attest
to timekeeping not being the greatest of my talents... I am 100%
reliable but when I say I will do something I don't say when (I did
work at this in my future career in IT and I can say that I was
never late for a customer meeting in my
PreSales career - click here for more on that)
The comment from the Headmaster on the left in the first report is
"One would prefer one's doctor not to be slothful. He must remember
that"
The Head's words in my second report are "A good candidate - but
when we come to write a reference for his application to medical
school we shall want to be able to say, truthfully, that he turns up
on time"
In truth I was becoming disillusioned with the treatment of junior
doctors, in that they were over-worked to the point where sleep
deprivation and the pressure of life or death decision making had
caused suicides, and I felt that I could probably progress more
quickly in a career outside medicine without a degree
Hence, the Head's final words "I think that his work is suffering
from indecision about the future. I very much hope that he will
decide to try for a place at a university or polytechnic"
The timekeeping issues I wouldn't deny... I don't think I ever saw
the clock on the church opposite the school show anything before 9
am when cycled past and then rushed in to make register taking
Finis Coronat Opus again though and I passed all three A Levels,
with grades that would have got me into medical school - I was
particularly pleased with my A Grade in Biology - I actually went
through a rebelious phase in Biology in the 4th year and was told by
the Master that I wouldn't pass O Level... I vowed that I would and
I would get an A grade but I got a B grade, so I made it my prime
objective to get an A grade at A Level
GCE A Levels
A: Biology
B: Physics
C: Chemistry
Upon leaving school I made the point of saying to myself and to my
teachers, that I although I would pursue a career outside academia,
I would study science with the Open University and indeed, I did
fulfill that promise with OU
Physics at the highest level - click here for more on that
Much to my annoyance though, I later found out that I was totally
omitted from the list of school leavers in the Isleworthian, the
school magazine
All other leavers are acknowledged, including three to medical
school and four to Oxford/Cambridge but I clearly didn't exist
because of my decision to "take a year off" even though others are
present with this comment and some took up careers with banks and
retail companies
Well "Whatever", as current parlance has it, my integrity is intact
and so is my bank account
Perhaps, although I'm a very multifaceted
character with a
introvert
studious side and an extrovert gregarious side, it's the
case that I never shook off my rebellious persona, which was
clearly evident in this photo of me "pinching" tea from the
machine on the balcony in the hall and being apprehended by a
teacher
The photo was restaged by a member of the photographic club but I
was actually caught doing it
Here's my school tie, jumpers and scarf, all of which I still have
Abernethie's was the official supplier of our school uniform and I
remember well going there for a big list of items, including sports
kit, with my Mum
It was a very old fashioned shop and again, for a modern audience, I
can only describe it as like something from "Diagon Alley" in Harry
Potter
Proof that I still have the uniform and that it still fits, from a
night out to a School Dinners club
in the 00ies